May 2013
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
“All these soft, warm nights going to waste when I ought to be lying in your arms...”
– Zelda to Scott, 1919 (via floralnymph)
“I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.”
– J.E (via heydayana)
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
